Post by sdlindsay on Aug 3, 2005 1:03:59 GMT -5
2,000 pounds of Chinese soup= Won Ton
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier= Mach Turtle
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer= 1 Lite Year
Shortest unit of laryngitis= 1 Hoarsepower
10 monologs= 5 Dialogs
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University= 1 I.V. League
Ratio of an igloos circumference to its diameter= Eskimo Pi
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour= Knot Furlong
16.5 feet in the twilight zone= 1 Rod Sterling
1 millionth mouthwash= 1 Microscope
1000 aches= 1 Megahertz
2 monograms= 1 Diagram
2 wharfs= 1 Paradox
2,000 mockingbirds= Two Kilo Mockingbirds
1 trillion pins= 1 Terrapin
10 rations= 1 Decoration
100 rations= 1 C-ration
1 kilogram of falling figs= 1 Fig Newton
3 1/3 tridents= 1 Decadent
10 millipedes= 1 Centipede
1,000 milliliters of wet socks= 1 Literhosen
1 million microphones= 1 Megaphone
453.6 graham crackers= 1 Pound Cake
Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking the pavement= 1 bananosecond
4 nickels= 1 paradigms
Weight an evangelist carries with God= 1 Billigram
Half of a large intestine= 1 Semicolon
Half of a bathroom= 1 Demijohn
1 million billion piccolos= 1 Gigalo
1 millionth of a salmon= 1 Microfiche
10 cards= 1 Decacards
1 million bicycles= 1 Megacycle
Shortest distance between two jokes= A Straight Line
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier= Mach Turtle
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer= 1 Lite Year
Shortest unit of laryngitis= 1 Hoarsepower
10 monologs= 5 Dialogs
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University= 1 I.V. League
Ratio of an igloos circumference to its diameter= Eskimo Pi
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour= Knot Furlong
16.5 feet in the twilight zone= 1 Rod Sterling
1 millionth mouthwash= 1 Microscope
1000 aches= 1 Megahertz
2 monograms= 1 Diagram
2 wharfs= 1 Paradox
2,000 mockingbirds= Two Kilo Mockingbirds
1 trillion pins= 1 Terrapin
10 rations= 1 Decoration
100 rations= 1 C-ration
1 kilogram of falling figs= 1 Fig Newton
3 1/3 tridents= 1 Decadent
10 millipedes= 1 Centipede
1,000 milliliters of wet socks= 1 Literhosen
1 million microphones= 1 Megaphone
453.6 graham crackers= 1 Pound Cake
Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking the pavement= 1 bananosecond
4 nickels= 1 paradigms
Weight an evangelist carries with God= 1 Billigram
Half of a large intestine= 1 Semicolon
Half of a bathroom= 1 Demijohn
1 million billion piccolos= 1 Gigalo
1 millionth of a salmon= 1 Microfiche
10 cards= 1 Decacards
1 million bicycles= 1 Megacycle
Shortest distance between two jokes= A Straight Line